The Rant: Part Two

Me and my husband were wanting to spend a nice night together before he left for Georgia two weeks before me. So we started to look at what movies were playing and realized that we hadn't seen the big billion dollar production: Avatar. We had already accepted that it was sci-fi (which is generally lame- but we were willing to give it a chance) and that it was most likely liberally slanted. What we had not prepared ourselves for was the THREE HOURS of liberal propaganda that we had to pay to have shoved down our throats! I am so sad that this is the movie that our country is tripping over themselves to see. It could not be more anti-american if it's lead roles were Bin Ladan and Castro. In fact- I propose that they rename it "We Hate Americans and All Their Blood Money Too."

****Side note: is there anything more annoying that a person sitting down RIGHT next to you in the theatre when there are dozens of other spots for them to sit? Yes, in fact, there is. How about when they sit right next to you... and crunch on their popcorn right in your ear and spill it all over you and get up and leave fifty times so you have to stand and say "oh Sorry" when you really want to trip them. Just sayin'****

So back to the Obama approved bull crap movie. So we're sitting there hearing about how Americans are so horrible for wanting their precious rocks (or whatever it was the evil army was after) and how military men are so nefarious that they will kill you with a smile. When it dawns on me. I have totally heard this story before. It's Disney's Pocahontas! Replace captain John Smith with Jake Sully- and there you have it. So for those of you who all of this is totally lost on... Avatar felt the need to illimunate two, of many many, things that liberals love to complain about. (1) we killed all the Indians for the riches of their land {how many years ago and I'm still paying for it?} and (2)the war in Iraq is strictly about oil. After two tedious hours passed, we were informed that we were about to be tortured with another hour of this nonsense. SO instead, we left and listened to good ole American loving country radio all the way home. But I bet I can guess how the last hour went. The army is coming after Jake and the clan who stole the airplane to save the blue people. Then, I'm betting either the female pilot or the scientist dies for the cause (because there always has to be a bleeding heart liberal marytr). Then... brace yourselves... in a futile attempt to save his malevolent plan, the Colonel is killed by the natives. And Jake saves the day. Ugh... Moral of the rant: Skip Avatar and read a book.